sowned

To take advantage of other hardware / physical objects for your own personal gain.

Using an open wireless network to access the internet which isn't yours and you are not paying for. The person/organisation in question has been SOWNed.

by davetaz December 30, 2007

snowned

Getting owned or pwned by a snowstorm.

I got snowned by the huge blizzard this week when I got stuck at the airport for 14 hours.

by ddsanchez February 22, 2011

Scooned

The state of inebriation where an individual is under the influence of three or more drugs. Not included marijuana or alcohol.

I was so scooned the other night, ended up taking some xans and a couple different uppers.

by Bajal September 25, 2017

Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned May 9, 2018

Sconed

when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet

girl: i fucken hate Sam i cant believe he cheated on me with Zintle, I'm actually sconed i wont lie
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!

by Xeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2021

sconed

Something cool or likeable, usually used as an adjective.

"Hey, wanna hang out in the parking lot later?"
"Hell yeah man, that place is sconed!"

by endlessfractal July 10, 2024

Scorned woman

If you look in Webster's you will see a pic of Candace Owens. Bitter after touring with "happily married men of faith" during the best years of her life, making friends & then driven away.

Matt: Man did you see Candace today?
Michael: Matt, at this time allow me to quote Aquinas. He warned us, "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman."

by SINaLOT December 13, 2025