solosexual

"'For people who have a sexual attraction to Han Solo and nobody else.'" - urban dictionary, probably. " - u/Gryhmace

that guy from starwars gets me so turned on , i think i might be a solosexual

by omfgidk September 20, 2022

snowmosexual

Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.

Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.

At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.

by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008

snowmosexual

Extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat penis and or homosexual anal intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male homosapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.

Dude that "snowmosexual' is the gayest thing I have ever seen bra.
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra

by Anita Hawk January 11, 2008

Slomosexual

That gay retarded kid in the back of the class

"Hey look it james Charles" isnt he a slomosexual

by The guac crusader June 4, 2020

Snowmosexuality

The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.

Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O

by SPDT November 30, 2010

Samosexual

Samosexual - Somebody who will get an erection and or orgasm from a Sugary Mexican Treat, such as the Churro.

Man I'm being so Samosexual right now.

by NotTPSChurro December 24, 2012

Slowmosexual

The person you get stuck behind while driving to somewhere and you left a little late

I had to get my kids to school then I got stuck behind a slowmosexual and they were 10 minutes late.

by OpaquePanda February 18, 2017