Singlest

When there is nobody on the radar; no one in your mind. The total and complete state of freedom.

I might be the singlest person in the world, but I'm also one of the happiest

by Jet-a March 3, 2011

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.

'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

Kraft Singles

A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)

Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me

by Markei December 28, 2005

Sexy russian singles

It's not a scam you should totally click the links trust me. Also your cars warranty has expired.

Find sexy Russian singles in your area.

by Drink water o13f October 7, 2021

Singles Discrimination Day

Another way of referring to Valentine's day if your single.

Today is Singles Discrimination Day!

by PharmGrl March 2, 2011

hot singles in you area

This is an ad that you probs sometimes in your life have seen. (And maybe clicked on)

Ad: "Hot singles in your area"
Me: I rather be single. *clicks anyway*

"hot singles in you area is a annoying ad that could pop up when you're browsing"

by FreedTapstry21 April 4, 2021

singles market day

Valentines day, not everyone celebrates valentines day because they might not be in a relationship or thinking about being in one. Dont worry, help is here. It is called Singles Market day. This day is to be celebrated the day after valentines. Simply because there will be tons of people being dumped on valentines or just before valentines. How do we celebrate it, you ask. Simple, we do what we like because we're single. Flirt with who you like and if you're lucky enough, fuck who you like. Now lets celebrate.

Bob: damn, i hate valentines day.

Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.

Bob: singles market day??

Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.

Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.

by Mr Sunny February 14, 2009