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Dumb shit scientists

Doing really idiotic stuff and calling yourself a scientist cos why the fuck not
Generally used in video games
Bob: hey bro les jump on Fortnite and do some dumb shit so we become dumb shit scientists
Jake: Ye man
by Dat boi’s dad October 15, 2018
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bronx science theorem

1. theorem: stuy<bxsci

2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.

a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc

b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time

c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi

d) harris field.
stuy kid: stuy is better.
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem
by stoppid February 24, 2019
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cristine the science queen

A Simply Nailogical character. The mother of all holosexuals and the creator of all good. She killed Bill Nye.
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A nest of thots and ugly wanna be fuck boys that can’t do shit in their lives. Yes the teachers are wack too. If you get accepted do your self a favor and run as far as fuck as you can
by Dragindeznuts September 5, 2018
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for science

An exclamation added after suggesting an idea that is obviously terrible, or a request with sexual undertones.
1. You know beer pong, where you have a drink for each point? We should try beer-scrabble!... for science!

2. so you used to do a pole-dancing workout? you should send me a video of that.. for science!
by superwheels June 11, 2013
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drop science

to educate (or "school") someone or show off the shit you know, usually in rap.
Yo rhymes are weak. Sit back and watch me drop science on yo ass.
by Nick D April 2, 2003
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The Scientist

A song by British band Coldplay about love lost; features lead singer Chris Martin playing the piano. "The Scientist" is off their album "A Rush of Blood to the Head", released in 2002.
Coldplay's "The Scientist" is my favorite song to date.
by Constantine November 30, 2004
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