Schump

The sound made when stealing something right out from under someone's nose.

Joe: Hey man, I just picked up a bag.
Wayne: Hey, what's that?!! (yells out and points up while grabbing bag and putting it in his pocket)
**SCHUMP**
Joe: Hey man, where is my bag?
Wayne: I don't know! What just happened?

by Bo Nana August 22, 2007

scumpy

Overweight and dirty.

Ya got choke crunked last nite and got next to some scumpy ho. Ya lucky we sortied wit you.

by Killa-wail April 20, 2004

Scrumpy

to be almost scrumptious, but not quite

Obama’s looking extra scrumptious but Trump’s looking a little scrumpy.

by SCRUMPYGALS June 15, 2019

scrumpy

Good

this meal is scrumpy (NOT SCRUMMY)

this party is scrumpy

this origami duck is scrumpy

by (-enigma-) May 4, 2009

scrumpy

An especially delicious food item.
scrumptious+yummy=scrumpy!

As in " Man, that was a scrumpy piece of pie."

by Michelle Lavoie October 11, 2007

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Scrumpy

When you take a dump and it scratches you on the way out. Commonly happens after eating large quantities of corn.

"Oh man, I'm going to need a whole lotta' toilet paper after passing this scrumpy!"

"Quick, some aspirin! I'm having a scrumpy!"

by toounit May 9, 2009