Schnarf

A word that can be put in any dirty or perverted joke.

Or to replace a curse word

I will Schnarf you so hard you Chacarron all over the floor...
What the Schnarf you Schnarfing Schnarfer.

by THE SCHNARFER October 27, 2011

schnarf

A cheap, low quality, home made alcoholic drink made from apple juice and baker's yeast. Brewed (much like wine or beer) to have the highest possible alcoholic content.

That schnarf tastes horrible but it'll get you drunk!

by Popa Skiff June 4, 2009

Schnarf

Sniffing women's bicycle seats

"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"

"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)

by pleber May 13, 2006

Phyllis Schlafly

A woman who was anti-feminist and actively stopped the passage of the ERA. Successfully weakened the huge wave of cancer or feminism.

Bob: Wasn't Phyllis Schlafly a fucking hypocrite? My history teacher said that she was a bitch.
Milo: No she helped stopped feminism from growing.
Bob: Oh shit nvm lol. She's a fucking savior!
Milo: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!
Bob: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!

by Lizard boi July 18, 2018

schnarfblatt

a person who wears too many clothes in the summer

Wow, that girl is such a schnarfblatt...it's like 90 degrees out.

by Eric Yatskowitz April 19, 2008

schnarky

deceitful or sneaky; also synonymous with the terms evil and stupid to the extreme. This is a term that also requires the user to whistle slightly and produce a mild amount of spittle during the enunciation of the word to be grammatically correct in its application.

"She was really schnarky about the fact that she was once a man."

"I am Schnarky...as in Dark Schnarky: your new ruler and master from the planet Komakon. Bow to my power humans least I unleash the power of the Schnah upon you!"

by Dark Schnarky November 13, 2009

schnarf

definately, absolutely, positively, surely

Statement : It sure is hot today....
Reply: Fer schnarf!!!!

by Anonymous June 21, 2003