Coco a.k.a. Kathie Schmid

In another pathetic and feeble attempt to get attention, Coco would go on and on about how "busy" and "stressed" she is. First, the bitch does not work. Second, the mongoloid slept well into the afternoon. Third, the wife of Bob (see "stinky finger") would be the first person to cry for help and the last person to provide it.

When Coco cries for help, you better be there or she will have a mongo spaz fit. When Coco is asked for help, god forbid it be during nap time. She used me to basically raise her youngest. I HATE YOU, YOU LAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!

by kravitz January 19, 2005

Kendall Schmidt

The actor who plays Kendall Knight in Big Time Rush. He is very attractive and fun to watch. He is also in a band called Heffron Drive. He sings lead for most of their songs. He is an amazing singer and guitarist and sometimes post youtube videos of him and Logan(also from Big Time Rush) singing other songs.

girl- hey do you know who Heffron Drive is?
other girl- ya, isnt Kendall Schmidt in it?
girl- ya! I love him in Big Time Rush
other girl- me too! i love his abs. there totally better than James's.
girl- so true!

by mrssiriusblack13 April 14, 2011

schmuckaluvich

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.

That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

schmuddlapp

A garden variety chump. One capable of mild competence at best.

schmoot

Bink wanted to break that schmuddlapp's pixely neck.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

SchmuckFace

A word for describing someone who makes a totally idiotic and inexcusable remark and deserves to have an adjective assigned to them.

"Heat was a terrible movie." "What the fuck? Heat is a GREAT movie." "Fuck you man, your a SchmuckFace."

by Blades 28 February 24, 2009

schmuckfresser

From Yiddish, schmuck (prick/penis) and fresser (glutton) one who noshes (snacks) on penis'.

That schmuckfresser owes me money...

by frishy February 12, 2014

Schmuckgan

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.

Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.

by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019