schmeeorp

the act of blowing a dude while playing Dota 2 on an Alienware laptop while the dude is shitting on the computer

Janice: oh my god Stacey I was giving this guy a schmeeorp last night.
Stacey: Janice what the FUCK are you talking about

by NekoWendigo December 12, 2021

Schmempo

A slur for disabled German people

Pronounced: Sh-mem-po

That kid over there in the wheelchair is a schmempo.

by Gruntius The Large April 4, 2023

Schmemis

Penis. It’s a joking way of pronouncing penis. It’s also a way of saying penis without actually saying it. The word stems from the idea of saying penis so many times that you lose complete sense of the word and devolve into nonsense.

“I’m at the stripped club straight up jorking it”
“What do you mean by it?”
“What do you think? I mean my schmemis”

by Meateater by meat I mean pemis July 26, 2024

schmeough

A man who loves to give some old droopy balls a good snuggle.

That guys is so gay I bet he’s a schmeough.

by schmolester May 25, 2024

Schemo

A Scottish emo person who lives in a scheme

that person is a "schemo" they are emo and Scottish and live on a scheme

by P4ska August 28, 2025