Scheisseporn

A term for German scat porn.

Dude, you gotta see this Scheisseporn video I got from Munich today! This German chick named Inga takes 90 minutes of guys taking dumps on her face!

by Uberfart November 15, 2005

Schlosser

Schlosser (sh-law-sir) (v): to reply unnecessarily soley for the sake of starting an argument

1. I totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so pissed that he threw his phone across the room.

2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.

3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.

by Jspizzle March 31, 2010

schissenhousen

When Essendon is winning a match well, this can be used in conjunction with the words DESTROYATION.

"Essendon have gone bang, bang, bang. Essendon have bombed Sydney to the schissenhousen. Forget Pearl Harbour, they are making it look like a crop dusting."

"Essendon have blown Carlton to the schissenhousen. How do you spell schissenhousen cause Carlton have been blown there?"

by Habibapotamus May 20, 2004

sheister

A politician with exceptionally questionable tactics, but still claims to be a good guy when it comes time for re election.

Mike Carroll, Pennsylvania Legislator, is a real sheister. He says one thing and then when its time for re-election he expects us to like him again

by chucky mavison January 29, 2008

scheisse

German for "Shit"..............

Es Schmeckt Wie Scheisse! Luder!

by Elixir May 13, 2005

Scheissberg

(noun) Refers to the formation of a large mound of human faeces in the toilet bowl such that its peak reaches above the water level. It may or may not threaten to make contact with the defecator's nether-regions due to its immensity.

From the German word Scheiße (meaning shit) and the English Iceberg.

"Gee... I should have flushed half-way through that number-twos session! I nearly hit a Scheissberg."

by RoadsScholar53 May 29, 2009

Schissler

(verb) To constantly nag, pester or harass until an answer is obtained or an action realized.

Don't worry I am going to Schissler her until she makes up her mind.

by abduabmb a January 29, 2007