Schuler

To show up at the last minute, after having not participated for an extended period; subsequently scamming free food, drinks, rides, etc. from other event attendees.

I haven't seen him in months, then he shows up, catches a ride out of town and makes us stop for Corn Nuts. He totally Schulered me!

by sarasadie September 23, 2005

mike schuler

a species with a general liking of the ween, or male genitals, or cock! Also known as venetian for liking dick, or cock, in and around the poop schute.

Wow! Don't be so Mike Schuler!

by cowpie819 October 12, 2010

Schedulitis

A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.

Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."

by Wiggle_drum May 8, 2018

scheduel

ske-dool

A battle between the stuff that you want to do, and the crap that you have to do.

Based on his previous experiences with my prioritizing, Jeff knew that his party invitation would be victorious against homework in my scheduel.

by palooza09 August 26, 2010

The Schedule

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.

Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.

by abbott_j October 31, 2009

Schedule

List of things in order of when you will do it

Guys schedule:
Morning wood
Look up porn
Search random shit on ud
watch football

sex

by Flantacolisousniss March 28, 2015

schuler

N. A mooch; someone who wants something for free; a freeloader.
V. To mooch; to freeload.

Last time I invited him along, all he did was schuler all weekend.

He wouldn't buy his own Corn Nuts? What a schuler!

by vespa September 29, 2005