Sargasm

An orgasm due to too much sarcasm.

Brad you have to stop, you are too funny. I'm about to have a sargasm 👅🔥

by Jwiggles April 21, 2019

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm. A fake orgasm.

You're not even good enough to give me a sargasm

by Pettyswap September 12, 2020

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

Sacasm

-n- an event in which irony and sarcasm flow freely from the eyes.

"Joe I just had the most intense sacasm ever when Phsycopath interrupted my hypocrisy."

by Johnny Carson Bill July 24, 2009

sagism

Something beyond lameness.

Oh my god this joke was sagism.

by Sagism March 15, 2015

sagamore

A subordinate chief among the Algonquians of North America.

I scalped that sagamore for not giving me 50% of his share from the casino

by Skater218 June 4, 2007

skagasm

1. when you're so riled up after a ska show that you can't help but dance during the car ride back home

2. when you're really into listening to ska at home that it makes you "happy"

Caroline: Jon, why won't Madison stop dancing... scaring the shit out of me.

Jon: we just got out of a Reel Big Fish concert... she's having a skagasm.

by aleye92 July 4, 2012