Perma-newb syndrome

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.

"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"

by Yellow ninja March 7, 2013

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome

(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse

"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."

by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

Helga Pataki Syndrome

Loving someone so much that you hate them with the same instensity because you're afraid of rejection so you cover up your true feelings with the opposite.

Helga: Arnold! What a do-goody geek, how I loathe him... and yet... (silly music plays and she starts blabbing some poetry that she wrote about him)
Helga Pataki syndrome

by snejana October 17, 2012

Dave's Syndrome

A syndrome discovered in Black Books Season Two Episode Two. If you reach 88 degrees, you revert to a wild animal state of mind.

Dave's Syndrome: Manny, jumping on top of a car wearing a hot water bottle to cover his junk, with Eat Me written on his chest, after having vandalized an ice cream cart and attacked the owner of such.

by beverytender January 21, 2014

No bitches syndrome

The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically

this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,

it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome

"the boy suffered deeply from no bitches syndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"

by Coochielesssince99 December 9, 2021

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS)

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.

Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014

Post Nut Syndrome

Abbreviated - PNS - A slang word for Post-coital tristesse. An issue that has been plaguing men since the dawn of time. It's the feelings of anxiety, depression, sadness, empathy, regret, etc, that one gets after busting a nut. Normally the condition is more severe depending on the sexual circumstances. It is caused by a decrease in dopamine receptors immediately after ejaculation.

- A guy finishes after banging a girl he just met at a bar. He immediately gets Post Nut Syndrome. He wants to just get out of there as soon as possible.

- You finish masturbating to an a kinky beastiality porn on your computer. Post Nut Syndrome comes on very quickly and you clear your web history and go make a milkshake.

by thephilandrist.com November 30, 2011