swert

something awesome

thats swertness

by Shawn Nayr March 9, 2004

swerdy

A combination of the words sweet and nerdy.

Coined by Diablo Cody on her blog "The Pussy Ranch"

sweet + nerdy = swerdy

by Lia Renee December 29, 2007

swerve-candy

Used to describe hot girls who look like they need to get swerved on.

Check out that swerve-candy! You can tell she wants me to drop a steaming swerve on her chest and just rub it in until she ain't white no more.

Some swerve-candy don't know they're swerve-candy, but that all changes the second that hot swerve slops on their naked body. Even if they never thought they would want someone to squeeze out a wet swerve on them, they get swervematized.

by mhaselto April 10, 2008

Swerve

A word meaning "Move, bitch." It is an evolved form of the phrase once uttered by Ludacris: "Move, bitch, get out the way." It is known as the most scholarly word of the new generation.

"Oh shit. I need to use the bathroom. Swerve, bitch!"

by my bff jill May 9, 2014

swerval

An obscure, early-1980s slang term, used mainly in the London postpunk and new romantic (proto-goth) scenes; just a general positive remark, like "cool" or "awesome." It has been suggested that an opposite of the word could have been "unswerv," but the author has no evidence to support this. It was definately shortened to "swerv" ("that's mad swerv"), and this version was taken up by the riot grrrls, a feminist punk movement that gained some notoriety in the early '90s. Nowadays, it's so obscure that there wasn't even a definition on Urban Dictionary, and if you use it people will think you made it up. Ah well....

Oi, Throbbin' Gristle 'n' CRASS 're playin' a double headin' t'nite! Swerval!

The band last night was hella swerv...

by Skritch June 13, 2005

swerty

it's an adjective. it can mean any fucking thing you want. it's also fun to type.

your so swerty
thats swerty

by sertyujhnbvgyuil December 15, 2008

Swerm Swiggler

1) A mildly erect penis, caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol

2) A worm-like swiggly cock that is 15% hard

Q: You take her down last night?
A: No man, I had a swerm swiggler

Guy: Oh man, I drank way too much last night. She had to blow me for 20 minutes before my swerm swiggler got hard enough to fuck her

by DermIsTheSwerm March 17, 2009