home shopping network

A TV shopping show. Mostly has useless crap nobody would ever need.

The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Sloppy toppy

Wettest, tightest head in Duluth

Aye, that girl Betty will give you that sloppy toppy that makes yo toes throw up gang signs

by Sloppy.toppyy February 2, 2020

Getting sloppy

To consume so much alcohol that you start heavily slurring words, stumbling around and most likely will end up vomiting.

Fuck I'm outta weed. Looks like I'll be getting sloppy tonight.

by Professor Cummysocks January 4, 2015

sideways sloppy joe

Noun. 1.vagina.

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

by stephen ramey May 15, 2004

Sloppy Salmon

An upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. The motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party's genitalia - but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. The upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon's tail in the water.

Brenda sloppy salmoned Mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.

by El ChaCha January 17, 2012

Knowledge Shopping

When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.

Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart

Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike

Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books

Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!

Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol

Mike returns book

by akararules July 6, 2010