Spong

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

by 69ur_mum69 March 16, 2019

sponge it

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

by Moyka July 16, 2017

Sponge

Bob

Sponge Bob Squarepants

by Im 6 foot high July 04, 2020

Sponge

A person that sucks up to a teacher or try's to be the teachers pet.

Omg she gives the teacher a hug everyday, she's such a sponge.

by chippy no no May 07, 2017

Sponge

A super straight male

You are a sponge.

by DavidSebastion420 December 10, 2021

Sponge

A sponge is a thirsty fuckboy who finds any opportunity he can get to ask for nudes. He says things like "Prove it ;)" multiple times a day. Usually less confident in person. Girls HATE it when a sponge trys to slide in her dms.

Wow Brian is such a sponge, this is his third time asking for nudes today.

by somerandomthottiewhosaseven April 30, 2020

Sponge

When someone does not have an opinion of their own, and just gobbles up information without critical thought.

Valentina is such a sponge, she just believes everything she hears.

by Gregor the amazing warlord November 25, 2020