Sponge

A nickname for a small, random female person.

Hey Sponge, you are too damn short!

Hayley, your new name is Sponge cause you are small and random.

by ¿Uno? May 18, 2005

sponge

1.) An idiot. Someone who takes in information but ends up losing it all and never using it.

2.) A douchebag/creeper who goes after little girls

3.) CK

Me : "I feel like getting italian food"
Caitlin : "Yeah let's get chinese food!"
Me : "Caitlin you are such a sponge..."

by warnow September 24, 2007

Sponge

V. Having a night out with friends yet Haley Forsyth is not included during your night.

Dude, let's have a sponge weekend.

We total should sponge tonight.

by InclineVillage May 4, 2009

Sponge

To bust a bunch of holes in anything, usually a house. Most likely using a gun.

1: That guy fucked me over some money!
2: Let's sponge his house.
1: Got my gat with me, let's go.

by BloodFactory June 12, 2015

Sponge

v. Meaning your mental function is not normal (dumb, slow, special, retarded, stupid, etc.)

a. You sponge as fuck.

b. Stop being a sponge.

c. Get yo sponge ass out my face.

by Sam Saw March 30, 2017

sponge

used for insulting people. it’s similar to the word idiot except less offensive.

smh, thomas, you fucking sponge.

by fluteblower2000 March 11, 2018

Sponge

Guy or girl who cleans off cum between sex sessions. Sometimes a designated role in an orgy. It can be someone cleaning off cum from an escort between clients. It can also be someone who licks a girl's pussy clean between orgy partners or clients. The role can be related to being a fluffer, cuckquean or cuckold, host at an orgy or gangbang, a house slave at a dungeon, or a driver or personal assistant to an escort.

Ex. Sponged my girl while she was getting gangbanged by five guys last night.

Ex. An escort let me sponge her between clients.

Ex. My girlfriend's escorting downtown tonight and I'm her sponge. Licked a client's cum out of her pussy, and now I'm out buying pizza for her while she's servicing the next client.

by Banana Dawg March 14, 2018