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Synonym for jizz, cum, semen, load, etc.
spag by Dolla Dolla Bill April 4, 2011
any type of meat that is sold in a bag.
Often consumed by telemarketers and their pathetic families.
"Daddy, why can't we eat spam? at least it comes in a can and it certified by the FDA."

"You shut your mouth and eat your spag! I can't afford anything but bagged meats ever since Bush took office.?
Spag by Chewbacca at Degrassi April 28, 2009
Shortened form of the popular and delicious dish "spagetti".
Hey, what are you having for dinner?

I'm cooking up a pot of spag, 'cause I love the spag.
spag by nacho_of_death February 23, 2014
A term generally used by middle-aged men over the internet to insult someone for reasons such as using "your" instead of "you're."
*looking at social media, Notices grammar error*
You spag.
Spag by MicroshibeWindoge October 19, 2015
When you are too lazy to type spaghetti (or just dont know to spell it) so you just say spag.
Holy shit that spag I just had was great.
Spag by 420blazeit420 May 30, 2016
Noun special person who packs your bag
When spags put the eggs on the bottom
Spag by Ceynan September 2, 2016