Spag

A vagina spasm

1) Dude! I was with this chick last night, she totally spaged during!! It was awesome!!
2) Are you spaging right now?

by Chris Brown(white) March 19, 2010

spag

Synonym for jizz, cum, semen, load, etc.

I spagged all up on them titties

by Dolla Dolla Bill April 4, 2011

Spag

any type of meat that is sold in a bag.
Often consumed by telemarketers and their pathetic families.

"Daddy, why can't we eat spam? at least it comes in a can and it certified by the FDA."

"You shut your mouth and eat your spag! I can't afford anything but bagged meats ever since Bush took office.?

by Chewbacca at Degrassi April 28, 2009

spag

Shortened form of the popular and delicious dish "spagetti".

Hey, what are you having for dinner?

I'm cooking up a pot of spag, 'cause I love the spag.

by nacho_of_death February 23, 2014

Spag

A term generally used by middle-aged men over the internet to insult someone for reasons such as using "your" instead of "you're."

*looking at social media, Notices grammar error*
You spag.

by MicroshibeWindoge October 19, 2015

Spag

When you are too lazy to type spaghetti (or just dont know to spell it) so you just say spag.

Holy shit that spag I just had was great.

by 420blazeit420 May 30, 2016

Spag

Noun special person who packs your bag

When spags put the eggs on the bottom

by Ceynan September 2, 2016