Sour Boner

A fowl smelling erection, a wang that may have not seen soap and water for several days.

"Susie gave me head after five days of hiking and camping, gagged her with a Sour Boner"

by Super destroyer fuck machine August 17, 2011

sour warhead

someone caught in the act of stealing who refuses to admit their crime, even after overwhelming evidence has been brought forward against them.

"Hey can you send me that project file?"
"You aren't gonna pull a sour warhead on me are you?"
"Nah, I ain't that stupid."

by themintyaltoid November 15, 2018

sour apple quickstep

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

by Toni J January 14, 2008

Sour Cat

When you're being a downer, cranky, a negative nancy.

Britney was being a sour cat today, he wouldn't let me borrow his bike.

by MANDYGABRIELLE October 22, 2010

Sour Vagina

1.) Someone who has a bad attitude about whatever is displeasing them that day.

2.) Someone who doesn't feel like joking around and would rather sit and sulk in the corner with their own sadness.

Gen: Why is Jessica being such a sour vagina?

Vanessa: Because she realized she was a 12 on the hot scale.

by ohnoitsgennie October 18, 2011

sour mood

In a bad mood. Pissed off. Things of that nature.

"Hey, stay clear of Raymond, he's in a sour mood right now."
"What happened?"
"He and his girlfriend got into a huge fight yesterday."

by The Stuff Of Your Nightmares October 31, 2015

sour talk

Your partner finds out that you cheated on him/her. However, he/she forgives you. On the next time you meet each other, you try to start your regular conversation, but it doesn't go well, it is too tense, not sincere and in general it's not the same as it used to be before. So it feels like something spoiled.

- He cheated on me, but I forgave him.
- Well, did you meet him after that?
- Yes, I thought everything would be fine, we would talk about it, but it ended with a sour talk. So, I decided to break up with him.

by Wally2 June 18, 2018