sofa boy

A person that stalks chat rooms all day, usually unemployed and sits on theirs sofa all day with their laptop. A sofa boy has been known to create Shadow Puppets to justify his non-existant life.

Sofa boy has spent 20 hrs. posting in this chat room today.

by VenusIce July 8, 2005

Sofa Willy

A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.

Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.

by Joelle Millard April 6, 2007

sofa king

in translation meaning so fuckin'

Joe: You're reatarded. Sofa King Retarded

by Cooky December 3, 2007

White Sofa

When after you butt fuck your girl she shits all over your white sofa and you're force to blame it on the dog.

*after pulling out*
Brandon: What the fuck just happened?!
Haley: Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Brandon: Did you just white sofa me, bitch?!

by jivjam March 2, 2011

Sausage Sofa

When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.

Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019

Sofa Head

Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.

Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?

Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...

Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011