smedic

When said aloud, it sounds like you're saying "suck my dick" very quickly.

Friend: "Why don't you shut up?"
Me: "Yeah? Smedic."

by Mr70Homers October 9, 2021

Smedia

Contraction of the words " Smear & Media" used to describe all types of social media posts that damage the reputation of others by false accusations and slander. A person who participates in such activity is called a "Smedia Feeder".

People should let law enforcement do their job and stop feeding the smedia by falsely accusing people without evidence or knowledge of an investigation.

by AngelEowyn January 8, 2023

Extra Smedium

The American equivalent clothing size of a Japanese women's medium

The Extra Smedium jacket looked hella tiny on Daniel.

by Mack Dongles January 24, 2020

smedim

it's way too small

( small and medim at the same time)

yo that shirt is a smeduim

by jazmin August 25, 2004

smeding

to stick your own finger up your own anus whilst having oral sex performed upon you.

oh i am a little drunk , in order for me to sex wee will you smed me..

before "smed me"
during " smeding"

after "smeded"

by majorbunker January 22, 2010

Smedium Package

A very small penis and scrotum. The combination is embarrassing.

Man... That Steve guy has a Smedium package. I bet he gets no chicks with that.

by ~ The Mayor of BOOMtown April 29, 2015

Smeddles

1. A small animal from the furthest reaches of the globe
2. A nickname for those that are ginger but attmept to hide it in some way i.e. dying their hair
3. In some cultures it can be taken as a compliment or term of endearment

1. 'holy crap! 'Tis a Smeddles!'
2. 'look at the ginger dude pretend hes blonde what a smeddles!'
3. 'I love you smeddles'

by Rodderz April 17, 2005