shitfuck

When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.

Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"

by Poisonivy September 4, 2005

Situlationship

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.

Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.

by nascar9girl December 30, 2008

shitfuckbitchhellnigga

a word you use when you are so mad you just dont know what to say so you jumble a whole bunch of swearwords together.

*friend* she makes me so fucking mad
*me* just say what you feel on the inside, let it all out
*friend* shitfuckbitchhellnigga

by Siara Michelle October 7, 2011

Shitfuckery

Majorly screwed up dealings to the point of absolute chaotic disaster due to incompetence and ignorance of other people.

Jeez what a day, non stop shitfuckery.

by Diamondspls July 13, 2020

shitfucklegend

When a guy fucks a girl in the shithole, he gets promoted to shitfucklegend.

Has he fucked that girl in the shithole? Hell yeah! Wow he is such a shitfucklegend

by shitfucklegend December 2, 2021

Self Inflicted Situation

An event or happening of regrettable proportions.

Also knows as S.I.S.

I know man, that was definitely a self inflicted situation.

by Tcoch#33 August 21, 2010

Ken Doll Situation

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)

Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"

by Fried glue February 27, 2017