sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 03, 2019
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Queer

Gay and yet somehow not gay. Archaic: Strange and peculiar.
a young queer norseman once loved a gay black harvard professor.
by poisonIvy September 29, 2017
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evol

1. A truncated form of the word evolve, typically used by LOL cats and millenials when they are being lazy and wanting to express mixed emotions.

2. The opposite of love, a sort of lazy, indiferent form of evil. love evol is an important palindrome.
evol love chum. all there is, is evol love.
by poisonIvy November 29, 2017
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shipwreck

A person who is worse off than a trainwreck, because of the emo booty shipwreckship which is so hot.
That bitch is a straight up shipwreck! I need to get with her now, tonight!
by poisonIvy April 23, 2019
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shipwreck

A broken heart.

Causes sadness and nobody knows why. I think it's booty. Pirate treasure. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
This shipwreck! I tell you, ever since Charlene did wrong by me, I've been dashed on the rocks. Can't get no love, not even from a pirate girl.
by poisonIvy March 03, 2019
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Happener

Modern hippy hipster types who actually accomplish tasks of great magnitude and worth. A happener, much like our modern definition of a hipster, does have certain interests in counter culture lifestyle and the various accouterments that go along with such. The marked difference between a hipster (being frankly the modern version of the hippie or renaissance person), is that happeners are always involved in some great events. Happeners are the hero's of the universe. May statues be built in their honor.
Did you see how intensely that woman back there was involved with her artwork, she was a total happener.
by poisonIvy August 23, 2013
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Eternimate

Attribute of certain magical creatures, an ability, and requirement to mate with other such creatures, permanently, and typically spanning more than one lifetime. Not that any types of creatures may have the ability to live more than one life. For none of us do.
Maggie is my eternimate. I met her a long time ago, and we haven't even met yet.
by poisonIvy September 30, 2017
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