Poisonivy's definitions

jada

jada is someone you can depend on, someone who knows something is wrong without you saying anything, she can hear you talk when you’re silent. jada knows how to make you feel better and she’s such a hippie, more specifically, a cannabis hippie. she’s been through more than she deserves, and yet she seems to find the fine lining in every situation. not everyone deserves a jada, so you should be lucky when she’s in your life. she can be a freak sometimes but you learn to love it. jada is a once in a lifetime opportunity, no drug can make you feel the high jada gives you. she’s the best friend you’ll ever have, cherish her

jada is my yellow

by poisonivy December 5, 2020

Miphmonger

Politico moron, hellbent on bankrupting governments.

That girl, she is a miphmonger.

by poisonIvy November 25, 2020

riding crop

An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.

In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.

I snapped her riding crop in two. Never ever snap a dominatrix's riding crop in two.

by poisonIvy May 27, 2019

foxglove

Digitalis. A bell shaped wildflower, and medicinal plant.

Foxglove is for the heart.
Be like foxglove.

by poisonIvy May 19, 2019

Carnelian Queen

The rightful heir to the throne of Great Britain, an Oregonian, and a Rockhound, obsessed with carnelian.

Check out these cool gem finds of The Carnelian Queen, I wrapped in copper.

by poisonIvy May 19, 2019

shipwreck

A person who is worse off than a trainwreck, because of the emo booty shipwreckship which is so hot.

That bitch is a straight up shipwreck! I need to get with her now, tonight!

by poisonIvy April 23, 2019

shipwreckship

The station pertaining to a particular shipwreck (broken heart), or set of shipwrecks (broken hearts) which can occur during a sea calamity.

Picture a fine, vast, ancient sailing vessel made of wood, brass, and quartz. Dashed on the rocks. Now imagine the vessel was a human heart.

As in drunkenship, only pertaining to matters of the heart, rather than the drink.

Can indicate the need to fill a void and lead to; emptiness, loneliness, chronic excessive romantic attachment.

I've been on this shipwreckship for years, my marriage ended badly.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019