Poisonivy's definitions

shitfuck

When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.

Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"

by Poisonivy September 4, 2005

shipwreck

A person who is worse off than a trainwreck, because of the emo booty shipwreckship which is so hot.

That bitch is a straight up shipwreck! I need to get with her now, tonight!

by poisonIvy April 23, 2019

foxglove

Digitalis. A bell shaped wildflower, and medicinal plant.

Foxglove is for the heart.
Be like foxglove.

by poisonIvy May 19, 2019

Carnelian Queen

The rightful heir to the throne of Great Britain, an Oregonian, and a Rockhound, obsessed with carnelian.

Check out these cool gem finds of The Carnelian Queen, I wrapped in copper.

by poisonIvy May 19, 2019

riding crop

An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.

In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.

I snapped her riding crop in two. Never ever snap a dominatrix's riding crop in two.

by poisonIvy May 27, 2019

Miphmonger

Politico moron, hellbent on bankrupting governments.

That girl, she is a miphmonger.

by poisonIvy November 25, 2020

sticks and stones

More than ever, the adage "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is proven an ironic one. In fact words are often much more painful than any physical damage could cause. It is reminiscent of Palestinians throwing rocks at tanks in Gaza, and relates to the adage "the pen is mightier than the sword".

Sticks and stones don't hurt much. Please don't call me names Felicia.

by poisonIvy September 25, 2017