john simons

The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.

That guy is a true john simons

by The ninja of the soap February 18, 2014

simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!

Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!

by baseheads July 10, 2006

Simona Mackie

A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.

She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.

Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.

by lizzywaterman September 7, 2021

simocash

A homosexual, who likes to spank off while watching young boys play sport. Eversince the tender age of 10 in a meat blender accident where he lost his testes he kept the distinct sound of a high-pitched kermit bitch.

If your voice breaks and you make an ass yourself, you will most likely be called a simocash.

If you enjoy watching young boys play sport, and imagine them pantless then you are a simocash

by sean williams June 25, 2004

simonasaar

the coolest person you’ll ever meet😩 always makes your days better, is kind and is a comfort person❣️anyways she’s kinda famous too😧

person 1: hey do you know simonasaar?

person 2: isn’t she the coolest person in this room?

person 1: yeah that’s her!!

by welovesimonasaar June 6, 2021

simonasaar

Simonasaar is the coolest person you’ll ever meet! she’s kind and funny and most of all has a great music taste ;)

person 1: do you know simonasaar?

person2: isn’t she the coolest person ever?

person1: yeah that’s her!!

by welovesimonasaar June 7, 2021

simona kleiman

a girl who is down to earth and will be there for someone no matter what. she waits for what and who is right in life. she has been hurt by many where it has become a cycle. she's not secure with the people that are in her life because she feels as if they will always leave her. she should be given a chance by the one she loves most

Simona Kleiman is always put behind people that hurt others where she can be the one who makes everything better

by lolpayattentiontome April 15, 2017