1.John's teacher said they only have
five minutes left thats why he
shotgunned his unanswered items.
2.
Michael: "I heard your mama so stupid,she got tripped over a wireless phone"
Ray: "That's ok,at least I aint ugly as
you are that whenever you pass through a toilet,it flushes"
Angelo: "Oooh..Damn..Ray shotgunned you man..Boom!"