The uncontrollable feeling of constant discomfort, triggering a necessity for constant motion. Usually encountered during the morning after a night of drinking. The Shiftys are not a hangover, though they sometimes are a symptom of morning-after Still-Drunk.
Also caused by crashing after copious amounts of caffeine.
Also caused by crashing after copious amounts of caffeine.
Dude, I'm getting the Shiftys while driving, this is bad.
I have to keep moving, I have the Shiftys.
I don't care if you have the Shiftys, you can't hang your legs out the window of my car!
I have to keep moving, I have the Shiftys.
I don't care if you have the Shiftys, you can't hang your legs out the window of my car!
by hellyes0 April 28, 2008
Get the Shiftysmug. an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.
the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around
the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around
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