Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality

you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020

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Clique Sexuality Disorder

abbreviated to C.S.D.

The phenomenon of being sexually attracted to all or many people within the same social/ friendship group, as opposed to specific individuals.

It’s not that I’m a whore . . . I have Clique Sexuality Disorder.

by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

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Schrödinger's Sexuality

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.

I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

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Open sexuality implies the affirmation of accepting to consensual sexual activities with regards towards fulfilling sexual pleasures and potentially healthy/positive forces. Open sexuality can refer to individuals who "don't make moral and ethical distinctions between heterosexuality and homosexuality". Sometimes regarded as the sex positive movement which advocates sexual education as healthy and promotes safe sex.

1. "I believe in open sexuality so don't get any ideas about falling in love with me".

by MichelleD14 March 13, 2012

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Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.

Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.

Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.

Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.

Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.

by Mooperson September 23, 2012

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