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Whore semen

Another of Sean Connery's dyslexic readings on Celebrity Jeopardy, this misreading was used to insult Alex Trebek.

See also Penis Mightier
Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, just pick a category.

Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)

(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)

Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…

(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”

Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)

Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?

Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)
by Richard Pickman March 15, 2004
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semester friend

A person who is in your class who only associates with you in order to be more familiarized with the course and assignments.
Mandy invites Billy to her birthday party after finals but Billy declines due to the fact that classes are no longer in session.

Mandy sees Billy on campus next term. Billy walks by not acknowledging her hello. Billy was a semester friend.
by Christopher Schroeder December 12, 2008
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Semen Sisters

When two girls have fucked the same guy (see: Eskimo Brothers - for girls)
Taylor: I fucked him!
Amanda: Wait, I've fucked him before!
Taylor: That makes us semen sisters!
Amanda: YAY!
by aztjsummer June 16, 2011
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Semenetz

Derived from Poland. Usually reppin the 20s thrown from various pimps.
Taylor is a Semenetz aka a hoe fo sho.
by Dick Hertz From Holdin October 27, 2008
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Semen Blaster

Semen Blaster (n.)
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise

Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1 (Positive Context):
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.

2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.
by Jake Dikshit August 12, 2012
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semantika

(eng. semantics) When you open html element and close it with different tag. Etc. <h5></h4>
Also using div element too much will make for a good semantika on your website.

Code editor might underline your semantika but just ignore it or turn off this "feature"
P1: Kamo to čo tam použivaš section, aside, header, footer elementy som to v živote nevidel. (Dude why u are using section aside header footer elements I have never seen them)
P2: Hej no to je na kokot semantika, prepiš to na div. (You right, that semantika is fucked up, just replace it with div)
by maroshqo March 9, 2022
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Sexy Semen

when you cum inside of a girl wearing supreme and she wipes her ass with a supreme headband
Sanjay: man that's some sexy semen
by Linkos108 May 5, 2019
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