Restless Anal Syndrome

Restless Anal Syndrome is when you asshole let’s lose and is very tired 95% of the time.

Seth Hudnall has Restless Anal Syndrome

by Seth J Hudnall October 5, 2021

Restless Leg Syndrome

When people sleep, their legs continue to move. This can be easily mistaken for a dream, when really they are suffering from a disease that does not allow them to stop dancing. It is terrible disease because people are not able to get enough sleep. This can lead to deteriorating physical and mental health.

A: I wasn't able to sleep last night because your legs kept moving.
B: Well, I suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome. I cannot keep myself from dancing while I try to sleep. I was doing an Irish Jig last night. That's the worst one.

by joegunnar March 12, 2011

restless

When you want to settle down but your mind is bouncing off the walls.

That restless bitch stole ma wheels and done did fall asleep in it!

by Sir Cody Conflict January 12, 2008

Restless Groove Syndrome

Restless Groove Syndrome, or RGS, is a disease suffered by 90% of americans and 75% of people world-wide.
Common symptoms include moving a body part in-beat with music that is currently being listened to, such as tapping of the foot or banging of the head.
There are no current cures for RGS.

Cool Kid One: Look at that metalhead! what's wrong with him, and why is he moving his head so rapidly!?!?

Cool Kid Two: It's apparent that he suffers from Restless Groove Syndrome.

by Harrison a. June 26, 2007

Restless Ring Syndrome

The time period in a relationship when the woman is anxiously expecting her boyfriend to propose.

After dating for 10 months, Jane began showing symptoms of Restless Ring Syndrome. Luckily, Fred finally gave her an engagement ring, so Jane resumed having sex with him.

by CavsFan May 3, 2010

Restless Loser Syndrome

(n) Restless Loser Syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn't. So the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.

The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.

-Why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!

by THE_Æ June 1, 2009

Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.

Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.

by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010