human ruler

When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.

Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.

Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.

Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.

Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.

I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.

by My social security number is.. July 18, 2012

Ruler Of The World

A very power-hungry teenager who commands legions of their friends. They are intimidating and psychotic, but are generally nice and funny. They will, in most cases, post several "World rulings" on websites such as facebook, myspace, etc. You should never deny them their title, because they will tickle you until you die.

Chance: Did you know that Rachel is the Ruler of the World?
Ganesh: Yeah! She gave me Australia!
Rachel: Just remember, Rachel giveth, and the good Rachel, she taketh away.

by Ruler~Of~The~World March 24, 2009

pull a ruler

To delete oneself in a rage.

Ruler Eric got mad and deleted himself. Therefore he did 'pull a ruler'

by ImNotZapp3 January 23, 2007

elf ruler

duh. ruler of elves. not edward elric, short as he may be. elf. ruler.

1: "that dude rules over all elves."
2: "elf ruler? where??"

by Toxxic Shoes February 26, 2008

blue ruler

It is a term used to define a person which is autistic.

"Congratulations , you deserve a blue ruler!"

by Intriga April 19, 2018

Showtime Ruler

Showtime Ruler is a song made by a band called 'WonderlandsxShowtime' from the hit game called Project Sekai
WonderlandsxShowtime is a band made by 4 gay theatre kids called Temna Tsukasa, Otori Emu,Kusanagi Nene and Kamishiro Rui

eaxmple: Showtime Ruler ruler! ruler!

by Rosch3lle March 11, 2023

Hiding a Ruler

Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.

What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.

Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!

by RedDan69 April 28, 2011