Rule Number 1

NEVER love a hoe

Me: Bro I think I'm catching feelings for her
Friend: Homie remember Rule Number 1

by cjbaker77 September 25, 2017

Rule AUS-1

At a BBQ, The number of Burners on the BBQ decides how many metres away any women must be at all times***

*** All times except whilst bringing an alcoholic beverage to the cook or cooks support.

Rule AUS-1 relates to the goings on at a BBQ

There is 4 Burners on a mans BBQ which means his wife must stay 4 metres away from it, unless she brings him or his support staff a beer, which should be open by the time he gets it, then she must retreat to the required distance.

by Loudy_016 November 28, 2010

rule 4/1

4/1 - April's first.
No one in the entire internet can be trusted, especially on 4/1.

*on 4/1*
Guy1: ¡Oh my god , Half life 3 is coming out and Facebook buys Linux!

Guy2: Rule 4/1.

by Fasox April 23, 2014

Rule Number 1

NO MEXICANS!!!!!!!!!

RULE NUMBER 1

by Donald Trump69 March 7, 2017

rule number 1

Rule number black dick is the best dick

Rule number 1. Look at that black guy, I bet he's good in bed.

by Mozillapussykilla November 3, 2013

2 for 1 Rule

A rule for throwing a party which states that for every two 2 girls you invite 1 will show and for every 1 guy you invite 2 will show.

Tony invited an equal amount of girls and guys to the party but because of the 2 for 1 rule the girls were outnumbered by 4 to 1.

by logeatloco0082 September 22, 2017

#1 Rule of Hipster

Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.

There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.

Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"

by hipstershoes November 14, 2011