Routerfucked

Becoming routerbitched at an extremely inopportune moment during an internet chat.

He told me he wanted to break up, but I got routerfucked and missed it.

by jemjemjem May 2, 2006

soggy router

A group of two or more men all put on the same porn (in their respective rooms within one house) and wank off to it into a tissue. You must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your wanky tissue.

The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.

Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.

by elbastardopilko November 6, 2009

wet rouser

when you push out a fart that is really a loose stool.

Johnny ran to the toilet after his fart turned out to be a wet rouser.

by Robert Deutsch March 13, 2009

rubble rouser

a troublesome child that enjoys causing mischeif.

"Your son Nick is really a rubble rouser, he kept dealing drugs and having sex in class"

"Im sorry mam, im sure his rubble rousing will cease eventually"

by thehes31 November 2, 2011

router764

Router/Fedzone/Felony/Otis/Terry/1153 is a fucking god with a staggering networth of 12+ figs he has millions of insiders in att, verizon & tmobile.

Router has an inevitable ego nobody has a higher ego than him. Router has never been doxxed while he’s been in com for 7+ years.

literwally not a larp router764

by 764xrouter August 14, 2023

Rozerin

sexiest girl alive and nobody can be like her. she’s a one in 8 billion has no flaws and everyone wants to be like her. she likes one particular Man and he is her all

omg she’s acting like such a rozerin

by kurdoxoxo May 11, 2023

rouger

A “Rouger” is a colloquial word to describe something or someone that is funny, great, good to hang around with. Can be sometimes be referred as the life of the party.
Can be shortened to “Rouge” or lengthened to “Rougen”.

Pronounced - “Rooog”
Origin - Goondiwindi

“That bloke over there is a rouger”!

“He is great to hang around with he is a real rouge”!

“That was really rougen, one of the funnest days in my life”!

by The Rougen Rouger October 15, 2023