Rooting for the Dutch

"Rooting for the Dutch" is a term used when you know someone and/or something has no chance, but you still pull for it anyways. Created by rooting for the Dutch soccer and baseball teams which always play teams they have no business playing, and lose. Basically, you're rooting for the underdog who has no business even trying what they are about to attempt.

"Look at Dave trying to spit game, he has zero chance with that girl."
"Yeah I know. But hey, I'm still rooting for the Dutch."

by dfndub March 25, 2013

Rooting Trophy

A crude name for a child

Look at Pete over there with his wife and his rooting trophy (child).

by DaveTheRaver February 6, 2009

Rooing

When your penis is erect, protruding from, and held vertical by the wasteband of your underwear and pants, you are 'Rooing'.

This is usually a way to attempt to control an unexpected erection, and is used to avoid pitching a tent.

This is in reference to a baby kangaroo (a joey) peeking out from his mother's pouch.

*people watching sexy videos!*

--"Whoa! That was super-sexy! Let's go on a beer run!"

"Dude, I totally can't get up from the couch just now...I'm Rooing! Flip over to Anderson Cooper 360 for like two minutes and i'll be good to go!"

--"Right on! Just don't lift your shirt--I don't want to see that Joey!"

by jason gross July 15, 2008

Rooting a girl

Sticking you dick inside her tight pussy going balls deep in the forest

i got lots of scratches rooting a girl last night

by Hisgirl8888 August 8, 2015

roofing

The act of having sexual intercourse on a rooftop with at least one partners head dangling off the edge.

I surprised Kelly last night by taking her up to the roof and roofing her all night long.

by xblarg May 20, 2010

Roofing Systems

A beast baseball team that plays in Rockford, Illinois and who got 3rd place in 2009 and should do even better next year.

Man did you see Roofing Systems play last nite? They totally killed the other team.

by thebeastly#14 July 12, 2009

roofing

The act of being on another's roof. Usually in a down town area, where roof swapping is a possibility. It is always illegal, and if it isn't then it's not roofing, it's being on a roof with permission.

Hey wanna go roofing down town tonight?
No way. Last time I roofed I got caught.

by verduras June 29, 2007