robosigning

Signing documents without reading them, as in the practice of banks and mortgage lenders whose foreclosure proceedings have been halted because the papers were signed without proper review.

Ex. 1:
Banker 1: "There's no way we'll get these foreclosures processed in time to make our numbers for this quarter."
Banker 2: "Don't worry, we can pull the associates in for a marathon of robosigning."

Ex. 2:
Dude 1: "Dude, someone just dinged your rental car. I hope you got the full coverage!"
Dude 2: "Dude, I don't know: I robosigned the application!"

by blakesflakes October 5, 2010

crank that roosevelt

When you have had so much sex with a lady that she can no longer walk. A reference to former president Franklin Roosevelt, who had polio for most of his life and was confined to a wheel chair. This term is believed to have originated on the campus of the University of Central Florida.

"Man, did you hear me crank that Roosevelt on her last weekend? She hasn't been able to walk for 2 days".

by Kurt Quinn November 20, 2007

Rooster Poot

Slang for Sperm or Jism, so named because the excrement of a rooster (nicknamed poot which is hillbilly for poop) is globular white in appearance.

"Nigel shot Rooster Poot all over her. " or, "I did her real good, then pulled out early and Rooster Pooted on her back."

by Nigel Sessions December 7, 2012

ghetto rooster

Gunfire and/or sirens that one is awakened by in the early morning hours. The urban counterpart to the more commonly known rural, avian variety.

Tom, you look tired. Ghetto rooster wake you up too early?

by B()()T$ January 8, 2009

rooster on da rooftop

Not an actual rooster on a rooftop;
A person who is so awesome;
Slang for friend;
Slang for self.

Synonyms: Home slice, home skillet, nigglet.

Sup home slice?

Rooster on da rooftop is watching TV.

What's up, rooster on da rooftop?

Just observing birds.

by Loxotic November 11, 2017

Dude Rooster

Noun - A phrase that describes someone/something who is unbelievable cool. Used when other words fair to describe such an amazing person.

(Alternate spelling: Doode Rooster)

1. Andy Samberg is a Dude Rooster.

2. 'Wow, look at Frank. He thinks he's so cool. What a douchebag.'
'Yeah he is definitely NOT a Dude Rooster.'

by BagelBoyIII April 30, 2009

douche rooster

One who is a cocky douche bag.

That new salesman is a douche rooster.

by Uncle Redneck December 1, 2014