Restraction

A method of retrieving elements or artifacts from absolute realities which primarily take the form of a bloc of sensation, and can be recognized most accurately as inverted simulacra.

The G.O.D. Centre specializes in the restraction of Artifacts from the Clown Reality.

by Flaggerstön Trumpet March 10, 2015

Reltonation

When one family member performs masturbation on another family member.

1. Adam (son) was tossed off by Michael (father).
2. Question - What did you get up to last night?

Answer - Just a quiet Reltonation night .

by Callan. October 12, 2015

Restcation

Your body is resting but your mind is still on a vacation .

It's a long day of hard work from work,he is on the sofa resting but his mind is still on his last week vacation,he is in a form of restcation state .

by Ryclarrissa December 21, 2017

Reftration

The type of sweat that forms on your balls while having intercourse.

I have so much Reftration forming on my balls.

by maleasseater69 October 31, 2018

Mental Restardation

A mental condition in which one’s IQ is so low that they maintain a genuine conviction that the stars, their position in the sky at birth, and gravitation pull have an effect on human personality - even despite massive scientific evidence to the contrary. Most affected are scientifically-illiterate obnoxious white women, but anyone is at risk.

Ma’am... we’ve got the test results back and we believe that the brain damage your daughter underwent may have caused a very serious case of mental restardation. We strongly advise that you keep her away from Twitter and Tumblr l’est her condition worsens.

by squitzl December 20, 2020

Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022