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Chinese Resolution

When you've made a New Year's resolution, but haven't kept it all January. Therefore, you decide to resolve your habit et cetera after Chinese New Year.
Friend A: "Hey, I thought you quit smoking?"

Friend B: "Well, I'll make it my Chinese resolution, just for you!"
by NoelReck February 6, 2009
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Rerolling Irl

Killing yourself in order to find a better life beyond.
I can't take life anymore. I'm rerolling irl.
by Bartenderrrrr August 2, 2008
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reboling

1. adjective

2. word combination of relaxing, boring, lazy

3. to describe the physical and mental state of an individual when having a time (days, hours ...) of indifference towards the outside world

4. describes a general lack of interest to change ones current condition

5. rather positive connotation
This was a very reboling weekend. I really enjoyed it!
by CO5 March 25, 2010
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Resonance Moment

When you are doing something to try and look cool and end up screwing everything up or losing.

Abbreviation: RM
While playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Player 1: "How could you lose?"
Player 2: "I was trying to make Kill cam look cool."
Player 1: "You had a Resonance Moment."
by CrazyErich April 7, 2010
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Resolutioner

proper noun; muscle & fitness terminology; a new or rarely seen gym member who's sudden appearance has undoubtedly been brought about by a personal resolution to "get in shape."

The Resolutioner is viewed as somewhat of a nuisance by regular gym patrons because their commitment to fitness is often only temporary (usually fading within 2-8 weeks of initial sighting). In the mean time, the Resolutioner succeeds only in crowding up the gym's limited floor space, sweating up the machines, and generally interfering with the workouts of more hardcore gym members.

A Resolutioner may appear at any time, however, they are seen in increasing numbers during the months of December and January thanks to the ever popular tradition of declaring personal resolutions around the start of a new year (see New Year's Resolution).

Resolutioners can most easily be identified by looking for the following: 1) brand new, color coordinated workout apparel 2) sweat bands and/or leather gloves 3) stylish off-the-shelf water bottle 4) bad form and lack of confidence around the machines.

Resolutioners often include: the fat person trying to do crunches 2) the skinny guy struggling to bench almost no weight at all and 3) the chick in front of the mirror waving around those adorable little pink dumbells.
Regular Patron 1: "Hey dude, what are you still doing here? You're usually long gone by now."

Regular Patron 2:"Yeah, I know. I had to wait for some Resolutioner to quit playing around with the Pec Deck."
by BeRzErKaS January 10, 2008
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Mickey Mouse Reseller

little kid that makes $5 profit on a pair of shoes and likes to eat hot Cheetos in the morning. Also likes to lick the bottom of his foot
by ERESAW March 15, 2021
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new year's resolution

a goal that you propose then forget the next day.

a goal that should be realistic.
My new year's resolution is to eat less junk food, exercise more, and live an overall healthier, more productive, studious, exciting, and fulfilling life. This will probably result in utter failure, but I am making it anyway.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005
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