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Resting Python

An extremely large shit. When you haven't crapped in days and then finally let it explode out your anus. A very key characteristic of the resting python is the ability to get the feces to wrap around the inside of the toliet bowl like a resting snake.
"Dude, John, come here and check out this resting python in it's natural habitat!"
by Scott Hild November 4, 2007
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Resting bitch face

A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest.
Wow look at the RBF, You TRY to make a joke but everyone takes it way too seriously because they can’t tell if you’re joking - resting bitch face.
by Smileitschloe November 23, 2014
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Resting bitch face

A condition that effects 1 in 6 people meaning that their "zoned out face" is in a constant state of bitchiness.
'Claire Horn has resting bitch face!!'
by Daisy hawkins December 1, 2014
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resting dick face

by yolanda gibbens March 15, 2018
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Resting Emo Face

When the face of a person who is expressionless resembles a broken soul with a sad, distant look and a strange relationship with razor blades.
Your Resting Emo Face reminds me of this group I saw on TV who call themselves the Black Veil Brides.
by Steel Angel Opera April 5, 2015
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resting happy face

a person, usually a man, who naturally looks happy when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Gary is such a creeper. Nah, he's just got resting happy face.
by manwithanorangeforahead September 21, 2015
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Resting Mode

When you're almost awake and not quite ready to get up yet.

When you're in denial that you've woken up, and still trying to be asleep.
Is Marius up yet? No, he's still in resting mode.
by Gamelost September 1, 2017
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