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Reptile

A reptile is a type of cold blooded animal that lays eggs. One of the coolest alongside amphibians. Scaly creatures, some live on land, freshwater or seawater. Can be divided into:
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).
Reptiles are the coolest animals on earth, aside from amphibians and monkeys.
by CC-8826 August 14, 2023
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REPTILE

A Reptile is the acronym "Republican empowering President Trump into losing elections"
Republican voters who care more about supporting the conman instead of actually winning elections
As a Reptile, I will always vote for Trump endorsed candidates in the primary. Even if that means a libtard will win the general election.
by No Reptiles February 2, 2024
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Reptile

Leafyishere is a reptile
Calvin:HOLYSHIT ITS LEAFY

Viewer:WTF r r Reptile
by GONKdaHONK May 20, 2020
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a-reptile-dysfunction

When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin
Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!

The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.

A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024
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spineless reptile

Similar to calling someone a "snake," but to a much higher degree
"You cold, spineless reptile! How dare you steal my milk!"
by SHNIBB March 26, 2019
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