Rens is a god of daggering. He even has his own day, dagger Thursday, it happens every Thursday of the year. In the club he always acts like a thirsty hyena and even though his hips and daggering skills get declined he always makes sure he gets to fuck.
Girl 1: OMG! This guy’s hips don’t lie.
Girl 2: He should be a Rens!
Girl 1: Yes, last night he daggered me like a king!
Girl 2: He should be a Rens!
Girl 1: Yes, last night he daggered me like a king!
by Hunneyss August 12, 2020
Get the Rensmug. rens usually come in flocks when migrating to alabama where their ancestors and fossils are currently stowed. if you happen to come across a said ren you will know immediately from their coat of purple and reddish pinkish feathers. simply do an irish jig and whisper a little song in its ear to put it at ease and to secure your eternal youth. they speak fluent hebrew, have a british accent, and if not in alabama are in england.
beefus: yesterday i saw a ren
hugo: wait wtf- i though those were only in england
thumbelina: nah didnt you hear they come to alabama in the winter
hugo: wait wtf- i though those were only in england
thumbelina: nah didnt you hear they come to alabama in the winter
by hugo beefy August 26, 2021
Get the renmug. by renpreston! December 9, 2008
Get the renmug. He's been on that ren for a minute now!
by Gusto Shade December 29, 2015
Get the renmug. A male most likely dancing with shaggi. You can detect him with his sick dancing skills and muah looks. (Nohomo)
by Vleesjurk van lady gaga October 4, 2016
Get the Rensmug.