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Release the Genie

The act of rubbing your ass to release gas.
Was going to a party and my gf warned in the car ride - “DO NOT release the genie tonight”.
by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021
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Prison Reflex

The involuntary reflex of clenching your butt cheeks together whenever you hear a noise behind you.

Done in prison to mitigate the possibility of anal rape.
1) Wow! Amanda's ass clenched up big time just now!
2) Yeah, she's got total prison reflex.
by T-TIMMEH! December 22, 2010
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Timed Release

Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
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reexa

Retarded word created by the predictive text thing on Nokia mobile phones when you try to type in "seeya".
"Yeah I'll bring them around, reexa."
by Spearmint Rhino April 9, 2003
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Non Releasable

(Adjective) A dumb, coddled human being not unlike an animal, that lives in a state of dependency. It cant survive on its own and cant learn the life skills to do so. Creature refuses any level of self responsibility or accountability.
That guy is like, thirty and living with his parents. He cant hold a job and keeps making excuses for himself. Looks like the rehabilitation center gets to be burdened by another non releasable.
by Archeota August 4, 2021
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Trump Reflex

When something occurs that puts you in such a state of shock, you're not sure if you should;

1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit

4) Preform all 3 at the same time
I can't watch the news anymore, it's just one Trump Reflex after another.
by Heilstrahl February 8, 2017
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cat-like reflexes

Having fast movements like a cat
When you nearly drop something but you manage to catch it real fast. Then you can say I have cat-like reflexes
by Clever girl September 20, 2013
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