Textual Relations

Relationships with the opposite sex charachterized by lengthy text message conversations, where two people in a more commited, long term relationship may have summed it up in a two minute phone conversation; Courtship period where a phone call may seem too forward, texting is more comfortable.

"Has Bobby hit that yet?"
" haha, nah hes been engaged in primarily textual relations with her since that party"

by POPS703 October 5, 2009

REGULATORS

Regulators
We regulate any stealing of his property
And we damn good too
But you can't be any geek off the street,
Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what i mean, earn your keep!

Regulators!!! mount up!

Those regulators just jacked up that thieving can goblin.

by THE DCT November 9, 2004

Relationoupie

A person inbetween a relationship and a groupie. A hook up inbetween a singer and a normal person.

My sister is a relationoupie; she hooks up with the lead singer from LMFAO from time to time and talks to him daily.

by Jenneily October 29, 2009

Relationbernation

One's extended time of enjoying single life and not worrying about the stress of managing relations with a partner. These events can last anywhere from weeks to months.

"Hey Jimmy, noticed you've been single for a while. Do you want me to hook you up with this girl? She is clingy and looking to settle down with someone. Just your type!"
"Dan, I'm on a relationbernation. I would rather jump off a bridge than deal with all that stress. Lets hit the club instead."

by Dr.Ew Moyé September 24, 2012

Elbow relation

A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.

"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"

by RubberDucky451 April 19, 2010

relationfuck

A relationship based purely on sex. More involving than a fuck-buddy system, a relationfuck actually requires the man to talk to his partner.

Clay and Jamie's relationship was just them fucking, a straight up relationfuck.

by kiefferocity November 28, 2009

relationsham

A relationship for the sole purpose of being with someone so as to not be single. Usually a one-sided situation, as the other person thinks the relationship is legit.

Dude, I know that last guy broke her heart...but the current boyfriend? Total relationsham. Too bad he actually thinks they're in love.

by fired_again August 9, 2010