a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
by Sexydimma January 12, 2013

A political word used by politicians to appease both sides of a argument at the same time, while completely avoiding the topic at hand.
by Yyrd May 22, 2022

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

by Reformdude April 17, 2020

Someone who says they are changed of their toxic ways but really they are just a bunch of frauds like Chris.
by Cosky November 6, 2020

by De Machinisten February 13, 2020

Whilst enjoying my beer in my local pub, the doors swung open and a reform of bigots, drooling at the mouth and dragging their knuckles on the floor. I quickly finished my Merlot and left them to whatever assinine proclivaties they had planned before it included myself.
by Adentify August 18, 2025
