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Red velvet cake day

A day where everyone can eat as much red velvet cake as they want!!
Kid 1: hey bro it’s red velvet cake day! You know what that means

Kid 2: let’s eat as much red velvet cake as we can!!!!!
by Lweasel37 November 1, 2020
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robert's red velvet cookies

When Robert (or any other female) makes cookies out of their period blood and their lover's semen
"When ever my girl makes 'robert's red velvet cookies, I run out of the house because of the smell of it."
by Bravestar March 10, 2016
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Something someone says when an idol does something wrong so they drag Jackson into the problem.
Wendy: Oh nah! What did you say girl? Mmnmn nu uh! *Imitates black female*
Wendy fan: But Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet! He did something problematic too! So of course I'll drag him into this!
by esc942 March 7, 2018
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Red-Velvet

When two people have sex and get period blood and semen on the bed.
Scotty “Hey we should Red-Velvet your bed”
Stacy “Only if you clean up after”
by DeviousTickler June 25, 2025
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red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation
Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"
by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015
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red velvet cupcake

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.
My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.
by Dayton247 March 29, 2016
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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