A person who dosen't understand sarcasm in any way. They are always being realistic in such a way that it is annoying.
*people are looking at moss*
Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!
Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.
Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.
Person 3: What's Sarcastic?
Also see:
Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm
Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!
Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.
Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.
Person 3: What's Sarcastic?
Also see:
Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm
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Someone who acknowledges that humans are terrible by nature and that the only cure for everything is one of the population-destroying meteors that passes between the Earth and Moon twice a month.
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Don't mess with me, I'm Da Realist in here.
by Crawly March 24, 2007
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Those who profess realism, also believe that truth consists in a belief's correspondence to reality. We may speak of realism with respect to other minds, the past, the future, universals, mathematical entities, moral categories, the material world, or even thought.
Realists further believe that whatever we believe now is only an approximation of reality and that every new observation brings us closer to understanding reality. Realists also believe that a common understanding of reality brings peace and is the basis for morality.
Those who profess realism, also believe that truth consists in a belief's correspondence to reality. We may speak of realism with respect to other minds, the past, the future, universals, mathematical entities, moral categories, the material world, or even thought.
Realists further believe that whatever we believe now is only an approximation of reality and that every new observation brings us closer to understanding reality. Realists also believe that a common understanding of reality brings peace and is the basis for morality.
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Get the realist mug.noun: When a person attempts to be sarcastic, but the other person believes their words to be serious.
a: OMG I weigh 115, I'm an effing elephant!
b: Yes we might as well call you Dumbo and give you wings.
a: What do you mean?
b: Chillax! Don't be realcastic.
b: Yes we might as well call you Dumbo and give you wings.
a: What do you mean?
b: Chillax! Don't be realcastic.
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