1-2-3 RATING.

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!

i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"

by Arthur V. October 3, 2008

Rasking

When a man and a woman get really drunk with the intention to have anal sex. Typically done to lower inhibitions and increase pain tolerance.

Sarah was a little she about trying anal, but she said she would try rasking.

by Chungy August 2, 2011

ratings

when someone does something that deserves praise

Luckie, " I tingsed canfield man"
Smith," Aaaaah ... ratings bruv"

by Ross Luckie April 29, 2004

Shabba Ranking

The process of shabba ranking involves using the hand movements from asap fergs hit single Shabba Ranks music video. Though many consider it dancing, it is not. It is simply hard intercourse.

I told this bitch I ain't have a condom and I still ended up Shabba Ranking that hoe.

by SamSstoner September 29, 2013

rating

The rating as to how attractive or hot a girl is. It generally goes in the order of:
Butt
Breasts
Face
Some people also rate the rest of their body.
So if someone tells you a girl is a 7-6-7, they mean her butt is a 7 out of 10, her breasts are a 6 out of 10, and her face is a 7 out of 10 also.

Guy 1: Dang man, Ashley's rating is 8-9-7!
Guy 2: But Amanda is a 9-9-8!

by me the man, from Hot-Girlz-Land!! June 16, 2006

Crysis rating

The rating a computer has for running the highly graphically intensive game, Crysis.

Drew:This computer is the world's most advanced computer!
Bill: The Crysis rating is medium, most likely.

by ZDG June 29, 2008

Pint Rating

A way guys compare with each other how attractive they think a woman is. By judging the number of pints it would take before you slept with each woman. The more pints the less attractive the woman.

For accuracy where pints would not be enough a guy can refer to other measures e.g. shots

For extreme circumstances (a minger) a guy could use something stronger such as LSD.

Guy 1: "Oooh she's fit, Pint rating?"

Guy 2: "I'd say 3-4 pints"

Guy 3: "2 pints and a shot"

Guy 1: "What about her mate, 12 pints?"

Guy 2: "More like 15!"

Guy 3: "No way I'd say say 20 pints and LSD's before i'd shag her!"

by El-magico April 6, 2010