I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

by truthness October 7, 2008

i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008

Rather someone shit in my tea

When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring

I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"

by jamz buck May 30, 2020

Would you Rather

Would you Rather is a choice game were you have to choose between two+ options and you *HAVE* to pick at least one.
Written by; Owen - basball1000

Would you rather be President of the United States or be the richest man alive in the U.S?
Comment down below you answer.

by basball1000 June 4, 2018

rathering

slang for hooking up

we were rathering last night, and it got pretty heated.

by whoknows384728490234 May 9, 2010

Dan Rather

Damn Blather knows damn well he is going to retire and so he's taking his best parting shot at Bush by doing a bogus story involving forged documents.

See,B.S.!!!!

Damn Blather is such a phoney!

by but then he always was ,wasn't he... September 17, 2004