random

A way for unfunny people to think they're funny. Randomness will often be accompanined by annoying Napoleon Dynamite quotes that no longer resemble any form of humour.

Randomer 1: lololol ninja llama cheese dick!!!1! I LIEK CRAYONS@!!!!
Randomer 2: lololol u r liek sooo random!!11@
Randomer 1: I DOO WOTEVA I FEEL LIEK GOSH!!!!1!

by Paintman November 11, 2006

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random

The new "it" word among faux-intellectuals who believe that irrelevance equals originality. In short, glorified social incompetence.

Person A: "I can't believe I got a ticket over this crap, can you believe it?"

Person B: "For real! It's hella funny though, this one police car I saw had weird-ass stickers on it."

Person A: "...what?"

Person C: "Oh Person B, you're so random -- I love it!"

by Marc Abrigo March 22, 2007

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randomizing

When you say something absolutely competely random beyond belief.

When i ride my toast to school the magic leprachaun who is a waterbottle somehow appears in my bed.

by ahahahahahaha August 12, 2003

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Randomer

Someone you meet on a night out who noone knows but you remember later usually the next day

Who was that Randomer Dave was with last night?

Some randomer is after getting into my pictures

by sonicboombox November 1, 2007

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randomism

Randomism is more than a word, its a way of life. This thread origionated on a graffiti forum, and has no spread all over. So many cats bite Ares' randomism, its not even funny.

Yo Ares, randomism is where its at.

by Ares May 6, 2004

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Randomize

When someone writes,says or does whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention,to do "icebreaking" in any situation or just to piss them off. It could be used as a noun or verb(the action usually being randomizing).

I'm so bored I'll just randomize some friends by texting them incomplete phrases.

by Richard Castle III June 20, 2011

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