Refers to the act of a person leaving a conversation or blocking notifications on a thread without supplying evidence to support their unfounded, unsupported moronic statement.
by PYR0S March 21, 2024
Get the Guilty retreatmug. You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.
You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.
Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
by WatcherMark May 23, 2019
Get the Silent retreatmug. by Turtle tickler October 8, 2016
Get the Turtle retreatmug. To take a break from the fast pace of modern life by listening to some chill-out and relaxing music.
"The first thing I do when I get in after a bitch of a day, is take an audio retreat."
While wearing headphones at your desk with your feet up and your hands behind your head try placing this sign on your desk:
"Please come back at a later time. I'm on an audio retreat."
While wearing headphones at your desk with your feet up and your hands behind your head try placing this sign on your desk:
"Please come back at a later time. I'm on an audio retreat."
by QualityJ August 21, 2009
Get the Audio retreatmug. by CODRAGERSANONYMOUS October 27, 2022
Get the Tactical Retreatmug. A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger July 26, 2022
Get the Putin's Retreatmug. I was running to the park without shoes a phone or a map - Juan
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama
by xypeepeepoopoo September 6, 2023
Get the Balls Deep No Retreatmug.