Audio retreat

To take a break from the fast pace of modern life by listening to some chill-out and relaxing music.

"The first thing I do when I get in after a bitch of a day, is take an audio retreat."

While wearing headphones at your desk with your feet up and your hands behind your head try placing this sign on your desk:
"Please come back at a later time. I'm on an audio retreat."

by QualityJ August 21, 2009

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Greet and Retreat

The act of sending a greeting, often "hey" or "hi" in a chat server or similar online discussion board, but especially in a Discord server, and then offering no further conversation such that a series of greetings accumulates but no actual discourse.

Anon: The servers dead, nothing but Greet and Retreat for the last week.

by JesSayers December 15, 2020

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retreat

i know you love me and i love you too

she came home from her 9 day retreat and said i know you love me and i love you too

by Krkič July 16, 2022

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Retreat

A word that workplaces use as a disguise for a really long meeting full of yawn provoking lectures instead of just calling it a “work meeting”

Hey, are you going to the work retreat? Yes, I can’t wait to spend all day at the retreat to learn about statistics and quality improvement!

by Fullmonty May 3, 2018

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Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.

My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.

by xavi_danger July 26, 2022

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