queef

When the magical unicorn in women's vagina sneezes. Usually during sex.

"damn, Lucy can queef like an elephant!"

by playdoedoedoe February 18, 2017

Queefery

noun, plural queeferies
A 19th century retreat where chaste young women of a certain class were sent to perfect the art of queefing, which was then used primarily to attract male suitors.

It is said my great, great grandmother attended the finest queefery in New England and could attract squirrels rabblts and pigeons with her queefs.

by Lastgasp1875 October 27, 2020

Queef Pouch

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.

I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!

by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010

Queef taco

A queef taco is when you queef after you shove a spicy chipotle taco up your ho ha/pic donkey donkey/ mystic cave and a piece of lettuce gets stuck and the air gods try to save you and push the wind of posiden out your vagina

Oh man my vagina hurted after I queef tacoed

by Queef God January 13, 2017

Toby Queef

A queef and/or fart that is really loud boisterous and super offensive to "snow flakes".

While running her fat ass on the treadmill Amy busted a Toby Queef and cleared the gym.

by The Sikness April 8, 2017

Nigga Queef

Nigga Queef (nigu kweef) n.
The Release of air from a vagina of a black woman after a sexual intercourse. Normally horrid in smell and unbearable.

Damn you should've smelled Zakira's Nigga Queef last night, it smelled like Compton.

by SGFBD January 2, 2012

anal queef

An anal queef is the release of air from the anus after the penis has been removed from the anus after anal sex. Not to be confused with a common garden fart.

If you've watched amateur porn. You know. The anal queef does exist.

by The Hook November 5, 2007