Quarantan.

N.

The absence of a tan or presence of extra pale skin due to quarantine/shelter in place/stay at home protocol.

"Dude, four months inside gave me an insane quarantan."

by molassio May 14, 2020

Quarantang

Poontang enjoyed only during isolation.

I wish we could get back to normal soon, the quarantang I am stuck with is getting tired.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

Quaranthreesome

When you're so quaranorny from quarantedium that you try to find not one, but two quaranhoes to get some quaranpeen.

This guy on Tindr was trying to get a quaranthreesome with us. Quarunmatched!

by GhostSocks July 27, 2020

Quarantiddies

noun

Quarantiddies are an accumulation of thiccness around the breasticles, specifically caused by a reduction in physical activities that would otherwise be undertaken if not for the quarantine protocals of the Coronavirus pandemic.

Quarantiddies either expand on an individual's preexisting boobyloobs or emerge from an otherwise humpless chest. This applies to both males and females.

"I sure miss football practice, it's been concelled for months because of lockdown. On the upside, I got me some Quarantiddies!

"After corona shut the gyms down my fitness and social life tanked. Now I just sit alone and hold my quarantiddies to comfort myself."

"My girl Jane lookin' lockdown thicc. She had lovely lady lumps already but Quarantiddies too? Damn."

"Have you seen Mike since lockdown? Never seen a guy grow a pair of Quarantiddies so fast. Amazing what missing a few games of croquet can do to you."

by ryanmemelands September 15, 2020

Quarantear

An extremely long and excruciating amount of time, derived from the words “quarantine” and “year”

It’s been a quarantear since I last saw my friends.

by Jahogahoga1 January 23, 2021

Quantard

Someone who is so retarded they're retarded in four places at once!

Hey Billy! I think Sarah is a quantard.. even with the most detailed instructions she still can't get shit right!

My sister is fucking quantarded! with so little action she ruins so much!

Beyond Retarded, Braindead, Stupid or Fucked in the head.

by shavemysaq June 3, 2025

to quarantend

to quarantend means pretending a quarantine isolation to avoid meeting somebody

He has been quarantending me for two months already.
Now I started to quarantend him too.

by anonymous December 4, 2021