Quaffed

To have previously queefed.

Tina and Jenny quaffed today during biology.

by TehLeafyLettuce October 29, 2011

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013

Quaffed out

(adj) Being at the peak of sex appeal level.

Also:
To have a glorified mullet

"Yo, Tek's mullet is mad quaffed out. I wish i had his sex appeal."

"That nig is mad quaffed out"

by educated sexpod October 14, 2004

quafflecopter

spinning and shooting randomly

"my quafflecopter goes powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowwpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow

by LEGIT Dil February 11, 2009

quaffed

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

by pruney78 May 23, 2009

quifflet

A person who is dumb, and extremely clumsy

"My god he's such a quifflet"

by Slushiesandsuicide March 10, 2018

Quiffle

A fart that comes out of your penis

Guy 1: god dude I had such a weird quiffle last night.

Guy 2: what’s that?

Guy 1: it’s a far that comes out of your penis.

Guy 2: what the actual fuck?

by B. Quiffle February 9, 2021