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Pascal's Wager

Fallacious argument trotted out by religious believers, particularly in the Judeo-Christian tradition, in favour of belief in divinity. The argument goes as follows: you may either believe in God or not, and he may or may not actually exist. If you believe in him, it is irrelevant if he doesn't exist (and by extension there is no afterlife), while if he does you are offered a place in the light eternal. If you don't believe in him, then if you are right it is irrelevant to your metaphysical fate and if you are wrong you will go to Hell. Therefore you might as well believe in him ... what do you have to lose?

Leaving aside the pettiness the argument ascribes to a supposedly all-loving and all-powerful God who has supposedly gifted us with some of the finest intellects on the planet, the problem with the argument is that it ignores the fact that a life lived in the firm belief in a supernatural entity is likely to be different from one lived in the acceptance that there is no such being. Belief in God seldom comes on its own, but as part of the package offered by a formal religion. As such, it frequently involves the acceptance of taboos and fears that have nothing to do with the rational or the physical world, and that are liable to crush any hope that many people may have for happiness it what may well be the only life they will ever know. Arguably it is shameful to give over what are likely the finest minds to have evolved in billions of years of life on Earth to such malarkey. Furthermore, there is of course the small matter expounded by that great religious thinker, Homer J. Simpson, in the well-known Simpson Rebuttal.
Pascal's Wager is a fallacious wager.
by Fearman February 23, 2008
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Peaschcareat

Noun. ( peasch * ca * reat )
- Used to refer to a small penis, dick, or cock.
- derived from a peasch, just smaller.
- never used to reference big peasches or average peasches
- can be used to belittle someone in a joking manner
You're such a peaschcareat.

awww, did you hurt your peaschcareat.
by Moose420 October 10, 2007
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Traditionnal Haitian dish. Makes you wanna shit all the liquids in your body after you eat it. Some people say that it make you smell stanky and fishy
Samanda: let’s eat some pwason nan sós
Rita: I can’t cause I have to work at BMR later
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Francine Pascal

1) Author of teen series: Sweet Valley High and Fearless/Fearless FBI. Also wrote The Ruling Class.
1) "Francine Pascal just came out with a new fearless book came out today! Too bad she doesn't even write her own books. She comes up with the idea and then someone else writes it for her."

"That's probably why it sucks then."
by BitcharoniMacaroni October 10, 2009
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pwatch

Man, I pwatched this hot girl arguing with her friends at this restaurant until they noticed me and left.
by akrazo January 29, 2009
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pasco county

Pasco county, an area in Florida that contains the highest amount of bitchass people. Holding the cities of new port richey, port richey, dade city, zephyrhills, San Antonio, st Leo, Hudson, Spring Hill, brooksville, and trinity, etc. Where you can find the classiest ladies hollerin for a ride especially if your pecker is on the prowl for pussy, pasco is prostitute paradise. Welcome.
Jeffery: hey man, you know where I can get my jimmy wet?
Maleek: yeah man, just head on over to pasco county, they got the easiest broads. Suck ya nuts dry.
Jeffery: thanks man I'll have to check it out!
by Drinkerofwater May 20, 2017
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peasch

Noun. A male genitalia; penis; cock; dick. Average size penis. Never used in a small context( see peaschcareat ).

can be used to call someone a dick when the environment doesn't call for cursing.
Yo, I'm gonna go get my peasch wet from this bitch tonight.

You're such a peasch.
by Moose420 October 10, 2007
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